This is the story of a day where there was all this blood. A man was walking around, and blood started coming out of him everywhere. There was so much blood, that is filled up an elevator. He went to the store and there was just blood all over the place. People were slipping in it and they were all grossed out. He tried to go swimming and all the sharks went nuts, and bit everyone. He was chased by all of the vampires. One time, the blood got a child and a dog. At the end of the day, everyone decided they would send him to space, so that he would stop getting blood everywhere. The scariest part is that the person was you, and you completely forgot any of this happened...